
Episodes

Monday Sep 23, 2019
Ep. 155: What Would You Wait? The Wait Awakens
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Welcome to Monday, foolish mortals. It's back again! What would we be willing to wait for some of of the top attractions, and some totally made up situations, at WDW. We talk about Smugglers Run, Rise of the Resistance and Skyliners in this fun episode. Play along with us by posting your answers to us on social media. Have and great week and we'll see you next Monday.

Thursday Sep 19, 2019
Ep. 154: Ranking Disney Springs Table Service
Thursday Sep 19, 2019
Thursday Sep 19, 2019
Welcome back to the graveyard. We are taking on the table service restaurants of Disney Springs for our completely unbiased, and unreliable, ranking system. What fine establishment will join the likes of 1900 Park Fare, Tusker House, 50s Prime Time, Cinderella's Royal Table and Biergarten? Thanks for listening and have a great weekend. We hope you'll be back Monday.

Monday Sep 16, 2019
Ep. 153: Extra! Extra! Josh All About It!
Monday Sep 16, 2019
Monday Sep 16, 2019
*CELEBRITY ALERT* Hello again, foolish mortals! After "licking our [Matt] wounds" from last week's show, we turn a corner this week with another special guest! Our good friend Josh from easywdw.com is back in the graveyard this week, and as always he has an abundance of great touring advice to share with you. In today's episode he talks about the greatness of the Extra Extra Magic Hours, whether or not they will continue past November 2, the future of the parks, the un-popularity of Star Wars Galaxys Edge, and much more to help you plan your next WDW vacation.
We're thrilled to have Josh on the show again and appreciate his support of GGG. We can't recommend his website enough for touring strategies, restaurant reviews and more!

Monday Sep 09, 2019
Ep. 152: Making the Case--Most Irreplaceable Ride
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Monday Sep 09, 2019
After our "brilliant" legal performance in Episode 141, Douglas T. Bates IV (attorney-at-law) comes back into the graveyard to totally crush our spirits (especially Matt's!). As you can expect, there will be plenty of laughter and verbal take-downs to go around. We also take some time to debate which ride at WDW is the most irreplaceable. Who will win? Who will sound halfway intelligent? Listen in to find out!
A special thanks to the professionalism Douglas brought to this episode. Apologies for our lack of it. Enjoy!

Thursday Sep 05, 2019
Ep. 151: Derek's Trip to Batuu
Thursday Sep 05, 2019
Thursday Sep 05, 2019
Happy Thursday! It's another RTR from Derek. We know, we're sick of them too. This time Derek has been to Batuu for a Passholder Preview. Staying at an all-star resort can really change a person. Listen in for his thoughts on the newest addition to Hollywood Studios.

Monday Sep 02, 2019
Ep. 150b: "The Lost Episode"
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Sep 02, 2019
That's right, foolish morals: it turns out our 150th episode was actually episode 149 (only fitting for us, right?). HOWEVER, that's only because the top-secret lost episode was unable to be found...until NOW! Today's show (150b) is full of shenanigans, as we pull out a cassette tape from a show we "recorded" in 2012. Listen in to our "first-ever" attempt at podcasting, as Matt takes you through his 10-day trip report from May '12 (we won't call it a Recent-Trip-Rundown just yet). Hear how dramatically the Disney parks--and your ghost hosts--have changed over the last 7 years, as we revisit the glory days of paper Fastpasses, the Hollywood Studios that had a soul, Matt's love for Downtown Disney, Craig's passion for waterparks, and Derek's positive spirit.
That's right: this episode is that crazy! Happy Labor Day to all of our listeners who continue to put up with our nonsense! See you Thursday for 151.